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R-E-S-P-E-C-T… explain it to the straight man

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I had the most wonderful day yesterday…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…it wasn’t only because I was getting my hair done! It wasn’t because the man transforming me was gorgeous or that his boyfriend was gorgeous. It wasn’t the insightful, honest conversations, or even them having valid questions for me . . . → Read More: R-E-S-P-E-C-T… explain it to the straight man

Naughty Nancy.. No 50 Shades of Grey Here! All Black & White

Naughty Nancy

If you are a 50 Shades of Bullshit fan than I think it’s important that you see that S&M is not what they make it out to be. I fear that women and men all over the world will end up pierced, or hog tied and have no idea how they got into the situation. . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy.. No 50 Shades of Grey Here! All Black & White

Nancy explains TheAssGirl

Could I really be considered a poet? a teacher? Well I am not so sure about that but Naughty Nancy and this lady definitely have an opinion!

Thank You Mistress!

This is me checking out the lair at the AVN/ANE Expo in Las Vegas 2013. This was one of my favorite moments. This guy had no idea what he was getting into but with his buddies nudging him along and probably a few drinks….he did. Watch Mistress punish him to the point where I think, . . . → Read More: Thank You Mistress!

Tranny Awards Change To Transgender Erotica Awards

Tranny Awards Changes Name to Transgender Erotica Awards

By Lila Gray Friday, Mar 7, 2014

BURBANK, Calif. —— Grooby Productions announced that the TS adult industry event, the Tranny Awards, will be rebranded as the Transgender Erotica Awards (The TEAs).

“We started the show as an online event for a bit fun and never anticipated . . . → Read More: Tranny Awards Change To Transgender Erotica Awards

TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

www.tenga-global.com

TENGA You don’t want to necessarily spend the big bucks on toys? Especially when you have no idea if they work. I know I don’t! There are a lot of masturbation sleeves out there. Some are very complicated to clean and maintain. Some require prep time. Who wants to have to do that? . . . → Read More: TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Imagine you are in your happy place!!

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

Penis Pump by Hustler

www.Hustler.com

www.hustler.com

FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!

See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously!

I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler

Flogging Lesson Anyone?

This guy I found entertaining. He was like a recruiter who was stoked to show you the ropes and teach you the proper method to flog. He obviously, is a professional. The patience he had and encyclopedia of knowledge on techniques was pretty impressive..

 

You Better Watch Your Back

This cracked me up. This guy was just walking by and got tackled by this woman. He had no idea she was coming for him. He tried to get out of it but sadly she was kicking his ass. The big question is did he get hot and bothered from it because she did. Do . . . → Read More: You Better Watch Your Back

Naughty Nancy is all tied up!

Yes.. Once you attend one of these events you will be exposed to things you have never seen before. Nothing fifty shades of grey here! Hence, validating my opinion that the book is not really S & M. I guess it’s like the kindergarten of S & M. This looks uncomfortable. How does Nancy feel?

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A Man With Rope and A Plan

This guy will blow your mind. His talent at tying ropes/bondage is bad ass. The knots, the train of thought that is required to do all of it is cray cray. Watch Naughty Nancy experience it first hand and not even flinch. This is all for real. I can assure you of that. I saw . . . → Read More: A Man With Rope and A Plan

How Naughty is she?

The nurse in this video starts using tactile sensations to warm Nancy up. You will notice that there are quite a few people filming Nancy and interviewing her. She always draws a crowd. It’s obvious that the nurse is having fun so she makes a move that is a little more intimate.. under Naughty Nancy’s . . . → Read More: How Naughty is she?

Professional Cock Carver

TheAssGirl loves everything outside the norm. Watch Naughty Nancy talk to this professional who is able to carve cocks/penis’ out of the most crazy things. Marble.. wood.. cement.. stone.. everything. No matter how big you want it.. or small. See which one Naughty Nancy prefers to play with.

 

Oh No! A Scorpio!

TheAssGirl team has been hitting the crowd hard and stops this man. He is a hard read and difficult to see if we are annoying him. He mentions that he is a Scorpio which brings an interesting turn of events.

 

We Are Just TheAssGirl! We just have fun!

This guy states he is a man’s man. He rides a motorcycle. There ain’t nothing gentle about him. He was a tad nervous about being filmed which was interesting but the girls pointed out that we are just here to have fun so he rolled with it. The big question is if a woman wanted . . . → Read More: We Are Just TheAssGirl! We just have fun!

QUICK! Spit or Swallow?

We are at Cooks Corner interviewing the crowd during the annual Ladies Who Ride event. A fantastic crowd who is having a blast. Can we do a little interview? Okay but answer with the first thing that pops up in your mind. Does this lady surprise her friends with her answer? Do they agree?

 

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Bad One Night Stand

At Cooks Corner TheAssGirl team interviews these hot ladies on how to get out of a sticky situation. One is married but can recall back in the day how she would handle it. Her friend, not married, knows how to handle it easily. What would they do?

 

Naughty Nancy gets a flogging

He may remind her of Braveheart but taking a closer look, not happening! If only he could recite the speech he makes in front of all the men. One of Nancy’s fantasies could come true. He didn’t know the speech. He did give her a counter offer. Listen to the sound very carefully. You can . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy gets a flogging