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TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

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TENGA You don’t want to necessarily spend the big bucks on toys? Especially when you have no idea if they work. I know I don’t!
There are a lot of masturbation sleeves out there. Some are very complicated to clean and maintain. Some require prep time. Who wants to have to do that? When the mood hits you want it now, not 20 minutes from now. You also want durability and of course safety. Value for your money. Tenga has made it very easy to please yourself and a friend (The Double Hole Cup! A must!) if you choose. In testing they were able to stretch out huge, so please do not go in saying I need extra large because I will kick your ass. These eggs last approximately 15 uses, depending on your exertion and preference.

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They all have insides geared to what feels good to you. Multiple textures which equal different sensations which equals hopefully, bliss. I would recommend trying these out before investing in the pricier sleeves. I know it doesn’t seem like it would matter but they really don’t feel the same.

The Twister

The Twister

The Stepper

The Stepper

The Misty

The Misty

The Crater

The Crater

 

 

 

 

 

 

Each egg comes with a small package of their egg lubrication. I have heard a lot of complaints on how water based lubes get dry too quickly and oil based stain. My goal is too save you the time and spending money on something you won’t use. The feedback I got on this water-based lube was quite good. It didn’t get dry to quickly and worked well. Not just the Tenga but others as well.

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The size of the eggs is ideal for travel. I mean you could probably even bring it in your carry on. So if you are looking for a fun new thing to play with, this definitely, these definitely, worth the money! For fun I would recommend also taking the quiz on Tenga that they refer to as a fitting chart. I thought it looked hilarious, no idea if its for real, but for fun!

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