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Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Your Valentines Date

Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.

Our Current Dates Available For Hire:

Your Valentines Date

As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire

Semen taste yucky?


One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky?

Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

What you see is not what you get!

Stereotyping will get you a sandwich!

I am surrounded by morons.

I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

Penis Pump by Hustler


See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously!

I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler

Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

Gay Men Love These Shoes!

I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!

Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

Tits On Bike

Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin

Peppermint Peckers

Peppermint Peckers

Purchased at Touch of Romance/Con Rev

Peppermint Peckers

Okay..if you know me at all you know I always have a container of these in my purse. I just LOVE them! From a practical standpoint, I have this chronic dry mouth problem so for me THEY ARE MEDICALLY NECESSARY! From a fun standpoint, I love . . . → Read More: Peppermint Peckers

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Stocking Stuffers

I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

Watch Out For Bad Cum Shooters


What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF?

I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

TENGA You don’t want to necessarily spend the big bucks on toys? Especially when you have no idea if they work. I know I don’t! There are a lot of masturbation sleeves out there. Some are very complicated to clean and maintain. Some require prep time. Who wants to have to do that? . . . → Read More: TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

You Will Bend Over!

Everyone wants to try something new. It may be a perfect fit or it may not. Watch this man throw himself in the ring to try out just a little tap on the ass. Can he handle it? Notice how you hear me talking about my shoes and where I buy them (they should give . . . → Read More: You Will Bend Over!

Ray Me Fa So La? Oops! Don’t Forget Heeldo!


While in Las Vegas for the AVN/ANE I had a great time checking out the new and upcoming products. I saw this one and had to have it. It’s clever, impossible to forget, you can use it alone or with friends and it is great for both men and women. What else could you . . . → Read More: Ray Me Fa So La? Oops! Don’t Forget Heeldo!

Puppy Play is all the rage! Downward dog?

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Do you live somewhere where dogs aren’t allowed?

Are you aware you have other options?

Los Angeles is where it all begins. If they are doing it here, eventually it will be everywhere and it usually isn’t made to be a dirty secret but a fun game that everyone should try. Since this site . . . → Read More: Puppy Play is all the rage! Downward dog?

Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?


Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Innocent? NOT!

Did you love barbies when you were a little girl? Did you watch the Six Million Dollar Man and daydream about having those same abilities? Remember watching Six Million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman? It seemed innocent enough right? For Christmas one year I got the . . . → Read More: Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?

I don’t need a whip, I got this!

Naughty Nancy never likes a crutch and she doesn’t want to be predictable. Yes.. using a flog, whipping someone, tying them up.. that can be fun but what if she is caught in a situation where her toys aren’t quickly accessible. She doesn’t want to miss the moment. We have a man walking up to . . . → Read More: I don’t need a whip, I got this!

Naughty Nancy gets a flogging

He may remind her of Braveheart but taking a closer look, not happening! If only he could recite the speech he makes in front of all the men. One of Nancy’s fantasies could come true. He didn’t know the speech. He did give her a counter offer. Listen to the sound very carefully. You can . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy gets a flogging

You Better Watch Your Back

This cracked me up. This guy was just walking by and got tackled by this woman. He had no idea she was coming for him. He tried to get out of it but sadly she was kicking his ass. The big question is did he get hot and bothered from it because she did. Do . . . → Read More: You Better Watch Your Back

Professional Cock Carver

TheAssGirl loves everything outside the norm. Watch Naughty Nancy talk to this professional who is able to carve cocks/penis’ out of the most crazy things. Marble.. wood.. cement.. stone.. everything. No matter how big you want it.. or small. See which one Naughty Nancy prefers to play with.


A Man With Rope and A Plan

This guy will blow your mind. His talent at tying ropes/bondage is bad ass. The knots, the train of thought that is required to do all of it is cray cray. Watch Naughty Nancy experience it first hand and not even flinch. This is all for real. I can assure you of that. I saw . . . → Read More: A Man With Rope and A Plan

Swinger Slang …


So there I am doing an interview with Micheal and Holly and as we start to talk

about swinging I realize how little I really know about it. I had no idea there were

so many types and language for it. The word swinger cannot be generalized. It’s just the umbrella!

. . . → Read More: Swinger Slang …