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It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Imagine you are in your happy place!!

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

BDSM.. Which one is for me?

With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look.

A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: BDSM.. Which one is for me?

Kristin Beck… Who is she? Do we need to have a definition?

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50% of Transgenders commit suicide

When a person decides to come out, whether it be gay, lesbian, trans, etc. the first thing most people see in their mind is the sexuality. They don’t see the struggle the person has gone through. They don’t see the feelings they have been carrying around like cement bricks, . . . → Read More: Kristin Beck… Who is she? Do we need to have a definition?

PRIDE Lubricant

Lubricant for The Cause

Lubricant for the Cause by Nature Labs LLC

 

When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant

Swat Fuel

JUST ADD ADRENALINE. Energy. Stamina. Endurance. Focus.

Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout

I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel

Semen taste yucky?

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One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky?

The Dildo Dr.

Great Promotional Products

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner

A Satirical Guide to Pleasing Today's Woman by Milton Quibner

Author of How High Should I Jump

Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner

It’s Time to Dish About The Latest Fetish!

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Ovipositors… Can you say it really fast five times?

Have you ever had a dream where you are involved with an alien? Did the idea of being impregnated get you excited? Well guess what? You don’t have to dream anymore. Now, Ripley will not be the only one who can carry the queen’s eggs. . . . → Read More: It’s Time to Dish About The Latest Fetish!

Catty Bitches.. Who needs them!

Eat Some Makeup

Why are there some people who insist on slamming other people because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this person ever done anything that would make me think they couldn’t be trusted? Have they screwed me over? Have they been a terrible friend? Have they ever . . . → Read More: Catty Bitches.. Who needs them!

Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?

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Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Innocent? NOT!

Did you love barbies when you were a little girl? Did you watch the Six Million Dollar Man and daydream about having those same abilities? Remember watching Six Million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman? It seemed innocent enough right? For Christmas one year I got the . . . → Read More: Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?

Be More Specific When You Ask For Rubber!

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FETISH? Not quite. He just wants to be a doll. No, not Ken. Not Barbie. Don’t waste your money on that Barbie jeep.

What is your first impulse when you imagine men dressing up to be women? It isn’t a sexual turn on so rule that out. Their mommies didn’t fail to breast . . . → Read More: Be More Specific When You Ask For Rubber!

Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer?

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We are currently experiencing another dose of unapologetic, ridiculously ignored, sleazy, skin crawling, onslaught of sexual assault headlines. I say ridiculously ignored because of course this has been going on for years and not just with the Harvey Weinsteins. We have witnessed the carefree public attitude with Donald Trump. The excuses, the “locker room . . . → Read More: Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer?

Butler vs Submissive.. Is The Only Difference A Uniform?

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I was watching a film that was loosely based on Doris Duke. It was about her and her butler. Initially while watching it, I assumed he was straight. Later in the film it is revealed that he is gay, although you never see him out with men or talking about needing sex. It seemed . . . → Read More: Butler vs Submissive.. Is The Only Difference A Uniform?

Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

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Could our maternal instinct be our Achilles heel? Think about it. I am not saying it tied to mother’s necessarily, even though historically that is what they say. I am talking about the instinct. There are many women out there who don’t have this. A man can have it. Sex doesn’t mater. I know a . . . → Read More: Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel?

Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

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Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we?

Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.

 

I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet?

I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List

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Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio!

Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. Initially I figured . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List

How Real is Reality TV?

Fit and Phab

Take a look at these two gorgeous men in the pic. You love the bad boy with tattoos? Let me introduce you to Brandon Liberati. You love the All-American jock? Here he is, Craig Ramsey. Have you heard of them? If you haven’t, I can guarantee that you will. I’ve known them for a . . . → Read More: How Real is Reality TV?

Swinger Slang …

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So there I am doing an interview with Micheal and Holly and as we start to talk

about swinging I realize how little I really know about it. I had no idea there were

so many types and language for it. The word swinger cannot be generalized. It’s just the umbrella!

. . . → Read More: Swinger Slang …