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The Dildo Dr.

By The Ass Girl, on April 28th, 2013

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

By The Ass Girl, on October 16th, 2013

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013

The Truth is it does!

As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere.

I LOVE . . . → Read More: Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

I Play Outside The Box T-Shirt

By The Ass Girl, on February 10th, 2015

White t-shirt that has “I play outside the box” on the front of it in black lettering for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Play Outside The Box T-Shirt

Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Tank Top

By The Ass Girl, on October 9th, 2014

Black Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Unisex Tank Top with white lettering $21.95 . . . → Read More: Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Tank Top

TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

By The Ass Girl, on March 2nd, 2014

TENGA You don’t want to necessarily spend the big bucks on toys? Especially when you have no idea if they work. I know I don’t! There are a lot of masturbation sleeves out there. Some are very complicated to clean and maintain. Some require prep time. Who wants to have to do that? . . . → Read More: TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

Professional Cock Carver

By The Ass Girl, on April 25th, 2014

TheAssGirl loves everything outside the norm. Watch Naughty Nancy talk to this professional who is able to carve cocks/penis’ out of the most crazy things. Marble.. wood.. cement.. stone.. everything. No matter how big you want it.. or small. See which one Naughty Nancy prefers to play with.

Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?

By The Ass Girl, on March 2nd, 2017

Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Innocent? NOT!

Did you love barbies when you were a little girl? Did you watch the Six Million Dollar Man and daydream about having those same abilities? Remember watching Six Million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman? It seemed innocent enough right? For Christmas one year I got the . . . → Read More: Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?

Puppy Play is all the rage! Downward dog?

By The Ass Girl, on August 21st, 2014

Do you live somewhere where dogs aren’t allowed?

Are you aware you have other options?

Los Angeles is where it all begins. If they are doing it here, eventually it will be everywhere and it usually isn’t made to be a dirty secret but a fun game that everyone should try. Since this site . . . → Read More: Puppy Play is all the rage! Downward dog?

Fuc$ing and the “Furries”

By The Ass Girl, on August 11th, 2014

Ever fantasized about something so strange that once you checked back into reality you immediately felt shame? Wondered if you were weird? Well put those brakes on because trust me, there is someone out there fantasizing about the same things you are. You just have to google furries to find them.

There is a lot . . . → Read More: Fuc$ing and the “Furries”

Ray Me Fa So La? Oops! Don’t Forget Heeldo!

By The Ass Girl, on April 26th, 2014

While in Las Vegas for the AVN/ANE I had a great time checking out the new and upcoming products. I saw this one and had to have it. It’s clever, impossible to forget, you can use it alone or with friends and it is great for both men and women. What else could you . . . → Read More: Ray Me Fa So La? Oops! Don’t Forget Heeldo!

Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer?

By The Ass Girl, on October 10th, 2017

We are currently experiencing another dose of unapologetic, ridiculously ignored, sleazy, skin crawling, onslaught of sexual assault headlines. I say ridiculously ignored because of course this has been going on for years and not just with the Harvey Weinsteins. We have witnessed the carefree public attitude with Donald Trump. The excuses, the “locker room . . . → Read More: Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer?

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