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By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013
I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes!
By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013
BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!
It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles
By The Ass Girl, on April 11th, 2013
Morality? Gets in the way of fun? Nahh ! LOL. May cause a pause at times? Yea..probably. I scratch my brain and have more wine. I think morality is different for everyone. All I know is that the only person who can make you happy is yourself, so do whatever it is you want to . . . → Read More: Morality And Sleeping With Your Cousin
By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013
One night (drinking) I was hanging with a gf..drinking some tequila(Jose’ I’m broke so the shitty stuff but tolerable in a one up kind of situation) we decided to go on Plenty of Fish and make a post. Not a usual post but a “Two For One Blue Plate Special”. IT WAS AWESOME! We . . . → Read More: Two For One Blue Plate Special | What Do Guys Really Want?
By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013
Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On
By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013
Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues
By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013
Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd.
By The Ass Girl, on April 12th, 2013
Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show
By The Ass Girl, on March 2nd, 2017
Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Innocent? NOT!
Did you love barbies when you were a little girl? Did you watch the Six Million Dollar Man and daydream about having those same abilities? Remember watching Six Million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman? It seemed innocent enough right? For Christmas one year I got the . . . → Read More: Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?
By The Ass Girl, on October 10th, 2017
We are currently experiencing another dose of unapologetic, ridiculously ignored, sleazy, skin crawling, onslaught of sexual assault headlines. I say ridiculously ignored because of course this has been going on for years and not just with the Harvey Weinsteins. We have witnessed the carefree public attitude with Donald Trump. The excuses, the “locker room . . . → Read More: Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer?
By The Ass Girl, on May 9th, 2016
Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio!
Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!
My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. Initially I figured . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List
By The Ass Girl, on December 23rd, 2015
Why are there some people who insist on slamming other people because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this person ever done anything that would make me think they couldn’t be trusted? Have they screwed me over? Have they been a terrible friend? Have they ever . . . → Read More: Catty Bitches.. Who needs them!
By The Ass Girl, on April 15th, 2013
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”.
Our Current Dates Available For Hire:
Your Valentines Date
As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire
By The Ass Girl, on August 11th, 2014
Ever fantasized about something so strange that once you checked back into reality you immediately felt shame? Wondered if you were weird? Well put those brakes on because trust me, there is someone out there fantasizing about the same things you are. You just have to google furries to find them.
There is a lot . . . → Read More: Fuc$ing and the “Furries”
By The Ass Girl, on October 13th, 2017
So there I am doing an interview with Micheal and Holly and as we start to talk
about swinging I realize how little I really know about it. I had no idea there were
so many types and language for it. The word swinger cannot be generalized. It’s just the umbrella!
. . . → Read More: Swinger Slang …
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