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Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel 
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When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant 
Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that! Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.  Leave a comment  Erotic Product Reviews  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, bigger than your dick, boy shorts, dildo, dildo dr, Dirty Freak, erotic, Fashion, Fuck, glass dicks, high heels, Las Vegas, masturbation, Mistress, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S&M, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, toys, tshirts 
Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show 
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”. Our Current Dates Available For Hire: Your Valentines Date As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire 
One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky? With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look. A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: BDSM.. Which one is for me? 
Ovipositors… Can you say it really fast five times? Have you ever had a dream where you are involved with an alien? Did the idea of being impregnated get you excited? Well guess what? You don’t have to dream anymore. Now, Ripley will not be the only one who can carry the queen’s eggs. . . . → Read More: It’s Time to Dish About The Latest Fetish! 
Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Innocent? NOT! Did you love barbies when you were a little girl? Did you watch the Six Million Dollar Man and daydream about having those same abilities? Remember watching Six Million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman? It seemed innocent enough right? For Christmas one year I got the . . . → Read More: Could a sexbot be your ideal mate? Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, ANE, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, Big Dick, Dirty Freak, erotic, Fashion, fembot, fetishes, Fuck, Gay pride, lifestyles, manbot, masturbation, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, robot, roxi, S&M, sex, sex doll, sexbot, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
FETISH? Not quite. He just wants to be a doll. No, not Ken. Not Barbie. Don’t waste your money on that Barbie jeep. What is your first impulse when you imagine men dressing up to be women? It isn’t a sexual turn on so rule that out. Their mommies didn’t fail to breast . . . → Read More: Be More Specific When You Ask For Rubber! Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cherry popper, Dirty Freak, doll, dollspride, erotic, Fashion, female maskers, femskin, fetish, Fuck, maskers, naughty, ramos, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rubber, rubber doll, rubber suit, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
We are currently experiencing another dose of unapologetic, ridiculously ignored, sleazy, skin crawling, onslaught of sexual assault headlines. I say ridiculously ignored because of course this has been going on for years and not just with the Harvey Weinsteins. We have witnessed the carefree public attitude with Donald Trump. The excuses, the “locker room . . . → Read More: Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer? 
I was watching a film that was loosely based on Doris Duke. It was about her and her butler. Initially while watching it, I assumed he was straight. Later in the film it is revealed that he is gay, although you never see him out with men or talking about needing sex. It seemed . . . → Read More: Butler vs Submissive.. Is The Only Difference A Uniform? 
Take a look at these two gorgeous men in the pic. You love the bad boy with tattoos? Let me introduce you to Brandon Liberati. You love the All-American jock? Here he is, Craig Ramsey. Have you heard of them? If you haven’t, I can guarantee that you will. I’ve known them for a . . . → Read More: How Real is Reality TV? Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, Brandon Liberati, bravo, Craig Ramsey, drag queen, feminist, first year, Fit and Phab, Gay, Gay pride, lgbt, naughty, newlyweds, Phab, PHAG, pride, Rainbow, Rated Raunchy, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts, workouts a drag 
Why are there some people who insist on slamming other people because of their insecurities? Is it too complicated for them to step back and think.. Has this person ever done anything that would make me think they couldn’t be trusted? Have they screwed me over? Have they been a terrible friend? Have they ever . . . → Read More: Catty Bitches.. Who needs them! 
Let’s touch on circumcision, shall we? Okay.. get your mind out of the gutter. It’s a baby anteater not a penis. Please! Do you find it adorable? Your answer could make all the difference.
I’m sitting at home, going through emails and in the back I can hear a comedy special starring Amy . . . → Read More: Uncircumcision.. Extinct or In The Closet? 
Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio! Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!
My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. Initially I figured . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, boy shorts, Cleanis Soap, erotic, Fashion, Fuck, Hedo Sassy, hedonism, hedonistic, HedoPussycats, HedoSassy, holli, holliandmichael, jamaica, michael pockets, naughty, playboy, playboy radio, playful pussycats, pockets, Princess Lyne, Princess_lyne, raunchy, RIOnUGA, SassyPPC, sex, soundcloud, swing, swingers, theplayfulpussycats 
So there I am doing an interview with Micheal and Holly and as we start to talk about swinging I realize how little I really know about it. I had no idea there were so many types and language for it. The word swinger cannot be generalized. It’s just the umbrella! . . . → Read More: Swinger Slang … |
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