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Deviant Boy Short

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White boy shorts with the word Deviant on the back in black lettering for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Deviant Boy Short

I Love Rope T-Shirt

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Pink t-shirt with I Love Rope in black lettering $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Love Rope T-Shirt

Submissive Men Only Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Submissive Men Only in white lettering for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: Submissive Men Only Tank Top

I Play Outside The Box T-Shirt

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White t-shirt that has “I play outside the box” on the front of it in black lettering for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Play Outside The Box T-Shirt

If I Wanted You To Talk I Would Take My Heel Out Of Your Mouth T-Shirt

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Red t-shirt that says If I wanted you to talk I would take my heel out of your mouth with black lettering. $21.95 . . . → Read More: If I Wanted You To Talk I Would Take My Heel Out Of Your Mouth T-Shirt

I Want To Duct Tape Your Mouth Tank Top

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I want to duct tape your mouth on a white tank top in royal blue lettering available for purchase for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Want To Duct Tape Your Mouth Tank Top

Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Tank Top

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Black Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Unisex Tank Top with white lettering $21.95 . . . → Read More: Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Tank Top

March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

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Okay.. Look.. I know! Where have I been? But we need to focus on something even more important. The mini men.. little penis guys. Now yes, I have mentioned my theory on sending them to another country and only allowing big penis men to pro-create. I can be a bit harsh at times but it . . . → Read More: March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

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Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh?

NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

BDSM.. Which one is for me?

With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look.

A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: BDSM.. Which one is for me?

Butler vs Submissive.. Is The Only Difference A Uniform?

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I was watching a film that was loosely based on Doris Duke. It was about her and her butler. Initially while watching it, I assumed he was straight. Later in the film it is revealed that he is gay, although you never see him out with men or talking about needing sex. It seemed . . . → Read More: Butler vs Submissive.. Is The Only Difference A Uniform?

Naughty Nancy.. No 50 Shades of Grey Here! All Black & White

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If you are a 50 Shades of Bullshit fan than I think it’s important that you see that S&M is not what they make it out to be. I fear that women and men all over the world will end up pierced, or hog tied and have no idea how they got into the situation. . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy.. No 50 Shades of Grey Here! All Black & White

The Dildo Dr.

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There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.

From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

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BIRTHDAY CELEBRATIONS!!

It’s Friday night and I am sitting here daydreaming about living in my Barbie House. My kids, pets and my days of the week. Why am I calling it the Barbie House? Probably because when I was young I desperately wanted one. We couldn’t afford it so I would pack all of my . . . → Read More: From Barbie Houses to Stripper Poles

Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

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This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective

Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?

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Six Million Dollar Man, Bionic Woman, Innocent? NOT!

Did you love barbies when you were a little girl? Did you watch the Six Million Dollar Man and daydream about having those same abilities? Remember watching Six Million Dollar Man or Bionic Woman? It seemed innocent enough right? For Christmas one year I got the . . . → Read More: Could a sexbot be your ideal mate?