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Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013

FYI: Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you can just lay there

Well it’s a new month! I’m in a new place and I’m feeling pretty optimistic. Not quite sure why..I haven’t had that much to drink yet but hey..I’m running with it. I’m totally stoked for the Ladies Who Ride Event . . . → Read More: Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013

The Truth is it does!

As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere.

I LOVE . . . → Read More: Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

By The Ass Girl, on April 10th, 2013

Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh?

NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

PHAG… Pretty Hot And Gay! Taking the negative power away

By The Ass Girl, on February 9th, 2015

Azealia Banks sure knows how to stir the pot, although due to her difficult upbringing it really isn’t surprising that she would go back to what worked in 2013, instead of coming up with something new. She isn’t completely void though. She does set the timing when she needs it most. She just released an . . . → Read More: PHAG… Pretty Hot And Gay! Taking the negative power away

Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

By The Ass Girl, on October 5th, 2013

Stereotyping will get you a sandwich!

I am surrounded by morons.

I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

Kristin Beck… Who is she? Do we need to have a definition?

By The Ass Girl, on March 31st, 2015

50% of Transgenders commit suicide

When a person decides to come out, whether it be gay, lesbian, trans, etc. the first thing most people see in their mind is the sexuality. They don’t see the struggle the person has gone through. They don’t see the feelings they have been carrying around like cement bricks, . . . → Read More: Kristin Beck… Who is she? Do we need to have a definition?