Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

By The Ass Girl, on April 5th, 2013

FYI: Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you can just lay there

Well it’s a new month! I’m in a new place and I’m feeling pretty optimistic. Not quite sure why..I haven’t had that much to drink yet but hey..I’m running with it. I’m totally stoked for the Ladies Who Ride Event at Cooks Corner on July 17th. Why? Because I go every year and always have a great time. Whatever happens at Cooks, stays at Cooks (or is floating around somewhere on youtube). I come up with a phrase every year to put on my ass and am currently working hard (drinking) at coming up with this years.

It raises money for Breast Cancer so it’s like charity work. LOL. Going to have some hot girls modeling my boyshorts and tanks in the fashion show. Do you know how hot that is going to be? Mostly S Factor girls so they will definitely be wearing 5 inches or more. What can I say? They feel the same as I do, size matters! It’s gonna be off the hook so everybody better be there!