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There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that! Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.  Leave a comment  Erotic Product Reviews  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, bigger than your dick, boy shorts, dildo, dildo dr, Dirty Freak, erotic, Fashion, Fuck, glass dicks, high heels, Las Vegas, masturbation, Mistress, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S&M, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, toys, tshirts 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
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Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show 
I have been exposed to something I have never experienced before and I don’t know if I can come back from it, actually if I want to. I spent an evening with these phenomenal men. Let’s keep it simple(for the men reading this) and call them Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It . . . → Read More: Falling For Gay Men | You Look Fabulous! I LOVE The Shoes! 
Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd. 
This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective 
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Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! 
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FETISH? Not quite. He just wants to be a doll. No, not Ken. Not Barbie. Don’t waste your money on that Barbie jeep. What is your first impulse when you imagine men dressing up to be women? It isn’t a sexual turn on so rule that out. Their mommies didn’t fail to breast . . . → Read More: Be More Specific When You Ask For Rubber! Leave a comment Penis Observations adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, cherry popper, Dirty Freak, doll, dollspride, erotic, Fashion, female maskers, femskin, fetish, Fuck, maskers, naughty, ramos, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, rubber, rubber doll, rubber suit, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, tshirts 
We are currently experiencing another dose of unapologetic, ridiculously ignored, sleazy, skin crawling, onslaught of sexual assault headlines. I say ridiculously ignored because of course this has been going on for years and not just with the Harvey Weinsteins. We have witnessed the carefree public attitude with Donald Trump. The excuses, the “locker room . . . → Read More: Why Pro-Trump? Could Sexual Assault Be The Answer? 
I was watching a film that was loosely based on Doris Duke. It was about her and her butler. Initially while watching it, I assumed he was straight. Later in the film it is revealed that he is gay, although you never see him out with men or talking about needing sex. It seemed . . . → Read More: Butler vs Submissive.. Is The Only Difference A Uniform? 
Could our maternal instinct be our Achilles heel? Think about it. I am not saying it tied to mother’s necessarily, even though historically that is what they say. I am talking about the instinct. There are many women out there who don’t have this. A man can have it. Sex doesn’t mater. I know a . . . → Read More: Could Maternal Instinct Be Our Achilles Heel? How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting Leave a comment Events adult clothes, Ass, AssGirl, boy shorts, concerts, events, Fashion, Fuck, Hollywood, LA, music, naughty, Rainbow Bar, Roxy, sex, shows, Spanking, sunset, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, toys, tshirts, Viper Room, WeHo, Whisky With the soon to be upcoming craze of 50 Shades I feel the need to take an even deeper look at the BDSM genre. Curiosity drives me I had to take a closer look. A friend of mine was contemplating opening up her world, sexual world, and dabbling a little in the BDSM. She . . . → Read More: BDSM.. Which one is for me? 
Holli and Michael LIVE on Playboy Radio! Yep.. Me.. Not a virgin. I am sure you are thinking wtf? Ya right! Well in the area of radio interviews I was!
My portion starts at around 34:00. I still haven’t completely watched it. Initially I figured . . . → Read More: I Am No Longer A Virgin … Cross Another Off My Bucket List Leave a comment Sex Blog adult clothes, adult shirts, boy shorts, Cleanis Soap, erotic, Fashion, Fuck, Hedo Sassy, hedonism, hedonistic, HedoPussycats, HedoSassy, holli, holliandmichael, jamaica, michael pockets, naughty, playboy, playboy radio, playful pussycats, pockets, Princess Lyne, Princess_lyne, raunchy, RIOnUGA, SassyPPC, sex, soundcloud, swing, swingers, theplayfulpussycats 
So there I am doing an interview with Micheal and Holly and as we start to talk about swinging I realize how little I really know about it. I had no idea there were so many types and language for it. The word swinger cannot be generalized. It’s just the umbrella! . . . → Read More: Swinger Slang … |
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