The Dildo Dr.

There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck.  I laugh hysterically and snap a picture.  Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it.  It doesn’t get much better than that!

Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think.  I wished halfway through the conversation that I was taping it.  The story of what led him to the business, the details on how to find a quality glass dildo, the dangers of latex and rubber,  he really knows his stuff.  I guess I will let him use the “Dr.”  He seems more than qualified.

Taking a look at his variety of dildos was like seeing a gallery filled with art.  Those magic words came out of his mouth that made me jump for joy, “Which one do you want?”.  This was hard.  Do I pick one purely based on how cool it looks? Do I pick one that I will actually use? Do I pick one that I can bench press? Yes! There are a few that heavy! This was tough.  So many colors and shapes, I decided to go with the one that seemed to have the most options.  Different ends, different textures, and the USA colors! Yep! That’s the one.  It sounds silly but when he pulled out the bag to put it in, I got even more excited.  I was soft and all cushion.  There was no way this was going to break.  The even better part is it is sitting on my nightstand and it never occurs to anyone that there is a glass dildo in there.

I wasn’t expecting to enjoy it as much as I did.  I figured with no battery, no vibration, that it wouldn’t continually stimulate you.  Boy was I wrong! I love this thing.  Once wet, it stays slippery.  It can be heated or cooled. A vibrating ring on there could put another spin on it.  It can be used safely by straight, gay, lesbians or all by itself.  I would love to have a collection of them although I would want to put them on display.  I never knew why people loved them.  There seemed to be this group of people who were pro glass dildos who would look at me while I was buying a vibrating one, like I had a lot to learn.  All I saw was this pretty glass thing that cost a fortune.  Now I have to say they are worth it.  The motor doesn’t die.  I don’t have to constantly buy batteries.  Can’t overuse one of these!

This is the perfect gift for someone who has everything.  This is the perfect gift period.  Make sure though when you visit his site and purchase something, that you tell him TheAssGirl sent you.  I feel pretty confident you will get a discount AND tell The Dildo Dr. I said hi and to send me more products to review!