Stereotyping will get you a sandwich!
I am surrounded by morons.
I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was a different type of man out there. Perhaps a little quirky but more intelligent than the rest. Someone who didn’t sterotype. Was strong enough to have his own beliefs and stuck with them no matter what society said. I mean, they do that with religion, why not women? Why can’t there be any man out there bright enough to look at a scantily clad woman and say, “oh! she has a rockin body and she totally owns it” instead of assuming she’s a slut (man! I hate that word!) or a woman with chipped nail polish and instead of thinking, “look at those nails, she doesn’t take very good care of herself or that looks trashy”, why can’t they think, “I’m sure she is so busy working or raising her kids that she hasn’t had time for herself. What an amazing woman”. Am I delusional in hoping that there is a surprise out there, waiting to be discovered?
I want men to listen very closely to me right now and some (unfortunately more than I would like) women. I can dress slutty if I want. It doesn’t mean I’m a slut. It means I like provocative clothes and I like to feel sexy. I can sleep with you on our first date if I want. It doesn’t mean I am easy. It means either I want to have sex because you know, women actually like sex! or I am pretty wasted and you will do. You do not have some incredibly charming and persuasive personality that has taken over my brain. You aren’t Mr. Hot Sex Man. You were at the right place, at the right time and maybe you said the right thing. I am trying you out. You are a pair of heels. If you look good but I know that I won’t be able to wear you for hours and days, then maybe you will be my booty call. If you look good and feel good then I probably would like to go on another date with you but if you feel like shit and look like every other type of heel out there, ya.. I’m not keeping you. I don’t need a receipt to return you. I am dropping you off outside the front door of the store and I don’t even care about getting my money back. That’s pretty much how it is and if you make the mistake of stereotyping, well then you are missing out. Someone who judges, stereotypes, lives a very sheltered life. There will be no excitement, a lot of boredom and less people around you because you sound like such an asshole. People like that make no difference in the world.
Think about all those stupid, ridiculous assumptions we make! I can’t even count how many times a man (never a woman) has said that because I have short hair I must be a lesbian. That is when I want to say well let me take a look at your feet, then a spin on the dance floor because I’m sure if you can’t dance, you suck in bed. They are as stupid as they sound. Just because I have a pole in my living room, it doesn’t mean I am a stripper. If I was I wouldn’t need to be working my ass off on this site trying to make money. In addition, if a girl has a booty call, it does not mean she is stupid or useless or a nobody. It means she likes good sex but she knows she would kill you if she had to deal with you regularly. The great thing with booty calls also is that we really don’t worry about those ridiculous things that girls, at the beginning of a relationship worry about. I am not going to sit by the phone in a panic wondering when you will call, whether your voice sounds weird and if you sound like you still like me. I am not going to cry all night if I don’t hear from you. I am not going to call and hang up on you over and over or call and yell at you. I am not going to make an ass of myself when you “break my heart”. I am not going to blame myself if it doesn’t work out. I have a life. Sounds like a pretty good deal doesn’t it? Sounds like I am a pretty smart woman who knows what I want, right? Ya. A woman like this is not someone you can treat like trash. Actually, NO women is someone who should ever be treated like trash.
Women are not easy to figure out and that we don’t all act the same way. These days, women are getting stronger and stronger. The heels are getting higher and we are walking tall and proud. I would not think twice about kicking an idiot guy in the ass with them for judging me and who I am. My only fear these days is that it would be something they are sexually into. I just want some of you to surprise us? Not only with words but with actions and reactions. Is that too much to ask?
Never assume!
Say Something Raunchy