I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. Truthfully..I really wasn’t into Shakespeare that much as a kid. We had to read his books but I didn’t fully grasp what they were about so I am not real certain about this Fellatio guy. If I knew which stories to read, I would. I do know there was no Fellatio in Romeo & Juliet.
Have I told you how much fun I had at the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas. Nothing like waking up and finding a note in your purse telling you how badass you are and that you must party again soon. There wasn’t any recollection but there was a number. That guy Patron was all over my ass that night and we all know what happens when we spend a whole evening with him! I want to thank my FB friend for hooking me up with that room at Hard Rock. If that hadn’t of happened I would have had to go crash at that 6’9 basketball player’s pad I met and even though he assured me he was wholesome I wasn’t 100% sure about that. I did meet alot of incredible people, funny people. In particular this adorable couple from someplace like Idaho who found out about TheAssGirl thing so they videotaped me, had me pose for pics, asked questions..too cute so when he asked if he could take a picture of his wife and I, I said yes. Then I saw how sweet she was so when he asked the next question..Of course, your wife can hold my boob in the next pic. No problem.
It was very cool getting to see all the new and upcoming toys coming out, although no vibrator samples which pissed me off. I did get lots of others and I am giving them a try and posting my review. Got asked alot..Are you talent or trade? That was a fun one. Took me a couple minutes to catch on but about the third day I was going with the flow.
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- Ass Girl Posing
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- Chick right here.. shaved head..totally hot and the girl below,
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- The Monkey Bars. By far, the best set up and DJ. What are they you say? Well you know when you are nailing a chick from behind..well there is nothing more embarassing than losing your grip! Well the Monkey Bars prevent that from happening. You have bars to hold onto on either side and it comes in a hot looking neon pink so it’s flattering to wear out! (jk) On a personal note if you can hold on to my sides and keep losing your grip on me..we have some bigger issues to deal with. I mean who loses their grip? It’s not like you slip and fall backwards and get hurt? You know what? It doesn’t matter because they were hysterical!
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- had the most fun with her. Same sense of humor as me and just wanted to make her my new bff!
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