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February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. Truthfully..I really wasn’t into Shakespeare that much as a kid. We had to read his books but I didn’t fully grasp what they were about so I am not real certain about this Fellatio guy. If I knew which stories to read, I would. I do know there was no Fellatio in Romeo & Juliet.

Have I told you how much fun I had at the AVN/ANE Expo in Vegas. Nothing like waking up and finding a note in your purse telling you how badass you are and that you must party again soon. There wasn’t any recollection but there was a number. That guy Patron was all over my ass that night and we all know what happens when we spend a whole evening with him! I want to thank my FB friend for hooking me up with that room at Hard Rock. If that hadn’t of happened I would have had to go crash at that 6’9 basketball player’s pad I met and even though he assured me he was wholesome I wasn’t 100% sure about that. I did meet alot of incredible people, funny people. In particular this adorable couple from someplace like Idaho who found out about TheAssGirl thing so they videotaped me, had me pose for pics, asked questions..too cute so when he asked if he could take a picture of his wife and I, I said yes. Then I saw how sweet she was so when he asked the next question..Of course, your wife can hold my boob in the next pic. No problem.

It was very cool getting to see all the new and upcoming toys coming out, although no vibrator samples which pissed me off. I did get lots of others and I am giving them a try and posting my review. Got asked alot..Are you talent or trade? That was a fun one. Took me a couple minutes to catch on but about the third day I was going with the flow.

On To Anal Sex And How Much It Hurts

You know years ago when my ex wanted anal my response was always, let me f^#k you up the ass and then you can f^#k me up the ass. Needless to say, it never happened. In todays times most would be like okay.. Everything has changed. It’s not the same as it was. You can either stay zipped up or go with the flow. I’ve tried to go with the flow. Have you seen all the multi-tasking toys out there right now and how many involve the ass? It is what it is. Some starts to grow on you and some you hate but you still do it. That’s how it was for me in high school. I hated giving blowjobs. HATED! And now, that is the area I excel. I’m serious..love it and kick ass at it so maybe that is what will happen with the asshole..at first not loving it but eventually my favorite thing! In the meantime I would suggest muscle relaxers and alot of alcohol. It works for most! Peace, Love & Soul!

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