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Only Looking To Be The Guy On The Side T-Shirt

Only looking to be on

T-Shirt with the phrase, only looking to be the guy on the side in blue lettering for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Only Looking To Be The Guy On The Side T-Shirt

Sin To Win Boy Short

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Black Boy Short with light gold bling that says #SINTOWIN for $26.95 . . . → Read More: Sin To Win Boy Short

Taste This Rainbow T-Shirt

Taste This Rainbow

Red t-shirt with the writing Taste This Rainbow in black letters on the front $21.95 . . . → Read More: Taste This Rainbow T-Shirt

I Like To Watch Tank Top

I like to watch

White tank top with the words I Like To Watch on the front $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Like To Watch Tank Top

I’m All About Dairy Queen T-Shirt

Dairy Queen

White T-Shirt with the words I’m All About Dairy Queen on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I’m All About Dairy Queen T-Shirt

No Pillow Princess Fringe Tank Top

No Pillow Princess

Black tank top with white fringe, along with the words No Pillow Princess in light gold bling on the front. There is also a light gold princess sleeping on a pillow. Selling for $26.95 . . . → Read More: No Pillow Princess Fringe Tank Top

Hedonistic Boy Shorts

Hedonistic Boyshort

Black boyshort with red lettering that says Hedonistic on the rear for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Hedonistic Boy Shorts

I Wish For A Unicorn Tank Top

I wish Unicorn

White tank top with a unicorn and I wish above it. I am thinking about a new one that says I believe in Unicorns Either is priced for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Wish For A Unicorn Tank Top

Kai Kai Tank Top

Kai Kai

Black Tank Top with a light gold bling that says, I would rather have a Kai Kai than a mai tai. Selling for $26.95 . . . → Read More: Kai Kai Tank Top

Swinger Tank Top

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White tank top with the word Swingers on the front for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: Swinger Tank Top

Submissive Men Only Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Submissive Men Only in white lettering for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: Submissive Men Only Tank Top

February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Getting Off In Public

I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. . . . → Read More: February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

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The Truth is it does!

As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere.

I LOVE . . . → Read More: Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

Butt Cheeks And Leather

Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

The Ass Girl With Elderly

Okay.. Look.. I know! Where have I been? But we need to focus on something even more important. The mini men.. little penis guys. Now yes, I have mentioned my theory on sending them to another country and only allowing big penis men to pro-create. I can be a bit harsh at times but it . . . → Read More: March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

Peppermint Peckers

Peppermint Peckers

Purchased at Touch of Romance/Con Rev

Peppermint Peckers

Okay..if you know me at all you know I always have a container of these in my purse. I just LOVE them! From a practical standpoint, I have this chronic dry mouth problem so for me THEY ARE MEDICALLY NECESSARY! From a fun standpoint, I love . . . → Read More: Peppermint Peckers

Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

Sit On My FB

Black men’s t-shirt with the words Sit On My Face…Book in white lettering on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

I Don’t Conform Boy Shorts

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Black boy shorts with the words I Don’t Conform on the rear for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Don’t Conform Boy Shorts

Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress Top

Fuck The Bride-logo

Red tank top with the words Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress in black on the front for 21.95 each . . . → Read More: Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress Top

I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Male Blow Up Doll

Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues