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Bad HombreSexual Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Bad HombreSexual on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Bad HombreSexual Tank Top

Pink Sheep T-Shirt

Pink Sheep

Pink t-shirt with the words Pink Sheep on the front in black letters available for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Pink Sheep T-Shirt

Submissive Men Only Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Submissive Men Only in white lettering for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: Submissive Men Only Tank Top

Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

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Black men’s t-shirt with the words Sit On My Face…Book in white lettering on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

Parking In Rear T-Shirt

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Black tank top with the words Parking In Rear on the front in red letters. It is available for purchase for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Parking In Rear T-Shirt

Swinger Tank Top

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White tank top with the word Swingers on the front for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: Swinger Tank Top

Only Looking To Be The Guy On The Side T-Shirt

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T-Shirt with the phrase, only looking to be the guy on the side in blue lettering for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Only Looking To Be The Guy On The Side T-Shirt

Sin To Win Boy Short

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Black Boy Short with light gold bling that says #SINTOWIN for $26.95 . . . → Read More: Sin To Win Boy Short

I Like To Watch Tank Top

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No Shame Tank Top

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Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress Top

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I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Male Blow Up Doll

Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Stocking Stuffers

I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

Watch Out For Bad Cum Shooters

WARNING! WARNING!

What is going on? What is with the urgent message? WTF?

I am sorry to have to interrupt your Friday evening escapades but I received a phone call that was very upsetting to me. A dear friend called me very distraut. She was inconsolable. What happened? She explained…OH NO! Not again! I became . . . → Read More: Warning Warning | Poor Shooter | Ouch My Eye Hurts

Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

Ladies Who Ride Cooks Corner

FYI: Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you can just lay there

Well it’s a new month! I’m in a new place and I’m feeling pretty optimistic. Not quite sure why..I haven’t had that much to drink yet but hey..I’m running with it. I’m totally stoked for the Ladies Who Ride Event . . . → Read More: Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

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I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. . . . → Read More: February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Save The Beavers Shirt

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Tarzan Ain’t Got Shit On Me Tank Top

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Peppermint Peckers

Peppermint Peckers

Purchased at Touch of Romance/Con Rev

Peppermint Peckers

Okay..if you know me at all you know I always have a container of these in my purse. I just LOVE them! From a practical standpoint, I have this chronic dry mouth problem so for me THEY ARE MEDICALLY NECESSARY! From a fun standpoint, I love . . . → Read More: Peppermint Peckers

Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot

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Machismo.. Doesn’t that word just scream gold chain, hairy chest, the scent of Old Spice, white socks worn with sandals, speeding by you in an Iroc? Pretty hot huh?

NOT! It also screams arrogance to me and I hate arrogance. It also screams bushy hair to me and I’m not sure why but that leaves . . . → Read More: Myth #6: Machismo is Sexy-Hot