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I’m Here I’m Queer I Must Dance T-Shirt

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Pink t-shirt with the words’ I’m Here I’m Queer I Must Dance in black lettering. Available for purchase for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: I’m Here I’m Queer I Must Dance T-Shirt

Pink Sheep T-Shirt

Pink Sheep

Pink t-shirt with the words Pink Sheep on the front in black letters available for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Pink Sheep T-Shirt

Submissive Men Only Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Submissive Men Only in white lettering for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: Submissive Men Only Tank Top

Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

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Black men’s t-shirt with the words Sit On My Face…Book in white lettering on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

Swinger Tank Top

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White tank top with the word Swingers on the front for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: Swinger Tank Top

Sin To Win Boy Short

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Black Boy Short with light gold bling that says #SINTOWIN for $26.95 . . . → Read More: Sin To Win Boy Short

Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Tank Top

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Black Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Unisex Tank Top with white lettering $21.95 . . . → Read More: Tie Me Up Hold Me Down Tank Top

I Love My Gays T-Shirt

I Love My Gays

Heather grey t-shirt with red lettering that say I Love My Gays $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Love My Gays T-Shirt

Kai Kai Tank Top

Kai Kai

Black Tank Top with a light gold bling that says, I would rather have a Kai Kai than a mai tai. Selling for $26.95 . . . → Read More: Kai Kai Tank Top

I Don’t Conform Boy Shorts

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Black boy shorts with the words I Don’t Conform on the rear for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Don’t Conform Boy Shorts

Disco Is My Jam Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Disco is my jam on the front in white lettering for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: Disco Is My Jam Tank Top

February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Getting Off In Public

I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. . . . → Read More: February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

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The Truth is it does!

As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere.

I LOVE . . . → Read More: Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

Butt Cheeks And Leather

Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

The Ass Girl With Elderly

Okay.. Look.. I know! Where have I been? But we need to focus on something even more important. The mini men.. little penis guys. Now yes, I have mentioned my theory on sending them to another country and only allowing big penis men to pro-create. I can be a bit harsh at times but it . . . → Read More: March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

Peppermint Peckers

Peppermint Peckers

Purchased at Touch of Romance/Con Rev

Peppermint Peckers

Okay..if you know me at all you know I always have a container of these in my purse. I just LOVE them! From a practical standpoint, I have this chronic dry mouth problem so for me THEY ARE MEDICALLY NECESSARY! From a fun standpoint, I love . . . → Read More: Peppermint Peckers

No Shame Tank Top

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A black tank top with hashtag No Shame on the front for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: No Shame Tank Top

Screw The Masses T-Shirt

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Dark Grey t-shirt with the hashtag Screw The Masses on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Screw The Masses T-Shirt

Wanna Play Tank Top

Wanna Play

Red spaghetti tank top with black letter saying Wanna Play for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: Wanna Play Tank Top

I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Male Blow Up Doll

Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues