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Bullied No More T-Shirt

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Dark grey t-shirt with the words Bullied No More on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Bullied No More T-Shirt

Break The Mold T-Shirt

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Dark grey t-shirt with the words Break The Mold on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Break The Mold T-Shirt

Bullies Are Buttheads Workout Shorts

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Bullies are Buttheads on the rear of a pair of shorts for 21.95 . . . → Read More: Bullies Are Buttheads Workout Shorts

Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress Top

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Red tank top with the words Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress in black on the front for 21.95 each . . . → Read More: Fuck The Bride Marry The Mistress Top

Screw The Masses T-Shirt

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Dark Grey t-shirt with the hashtag Screw The Masses on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Screw The Masses T-Shirt

No Shame Tank Top

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A black tank top with hashtag No Shame on the front for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: No Shame Tank Top

Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

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Black men’s t-shirt with the words Sit On My Face…Book in white lettering on the front for $21.95 . . . → Read More: Sit On My Face…Book T-Shirt

I Don’t Conform Boy Shorts

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Black boy shorts with the words I Don’t Conform on the rear for $21.95 . . . → Read More: I Don’t Conform Boy Shorts

Disco Is My Jam Tank Top

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Black tank top with the words Disco is my jam on the front in white lettering for $21.95 ea . . . → Read More: Disco Is My Jam Tank Top

Save The Beavers Shirt

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White shirt with the words Save The Beavers on the front in blue letters for 21.95 each . . . → Read More: Save The Beavers Shirt

Tarzan Ain’t Got Shit On Me Tank Top

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White tank top with the words Tarzan Ain’t Got Shit On Me in blue lettering on it for 21.95 each . . . → Read More: Tarzan Ain’t Got Shit On Me Tank Top

Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

Ladies Who Ride Cooks Corner

FYI: Just because you have a big dick doesn’t mean you can just lay there

Well it’s a new month! I’m in a new place and I’m feeling pretty optimistic. Not quite sure why..I haven’t had that much to drink yet but hey..I’m running with it. I’m totally stoked for the Ladies Who Ride Event . . . → Read More: Myth #5: All You Need Is A Big Dick | Not!

Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

Butt Cheeks And Leather

Now WHERE is the anal-anxieties from? Certainly not what you think immediately (that’s a whole other monthly blog!) more about me being PISSED with the judicial system. Not the petty crap like my ex owing me $320,000 in child support, not parking tickets, but the fact that because I have such incredibly bizarre situations always . . . → Read More: Anal Anxieties | Strap It On

I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Male Blow Up Doll

Actually it came out of left field. A compliment from a friend, from back in the day, that made me smile. Yes, it wasn’t exactly roses & champagne, but when has that ever worked for me? NEVER! I’d rather hear reality. We caught up, had intelligent conversation, then discussed what we had in common over . . . → Read More: I can only rent because I have commitment issues

Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

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The Truth is it does!

As you know, I was not able to make Daytona so now I am aiming for Laughlin. Anybody have any extra room out there? Had a little car accident with an “asshole” that messed everything up! I have, however, been making my rounds and flashing my ass everywhere.

I LOVE . . . → Read More: Myth #2: Penis Size Doesn’t Matter | The Truth

February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Getting Off In Public

I was pretty much 100% in favor of Fellatio this month! Although I think if you took a poll of the men out there they would definitely disagree. I pondered over how and what to say. I felt like if it was what everyone wanted to hear about, I had to give it a shot. . . . → Read More: February Fellatio | A Great Month For Oral Sex?

Wanna Play Tank Top

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Red spaghetti tank top with black letter saying Wanna Play for $21.95 each . . . → Read More: Wanna Play Tank Top

Peppermint Peckers

Peppermint Peckers

Purchased at Touch of Romance/Con Rev

Peppermint Peckers

Okay..if you know me at all you know I always have a container of these in my purse. I just LOVE them! From a practical standpoint, I have this chronic dry mouth problem so for me THEY ARE MEDICALLY NECESSARY! From a fun standpoint, I love . . . → Read More: Peppermint Peckers

March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

The Ass Girl With Elderly

Okay.. Look.. I know! Where have I been? But we need to focus on something even more important. The mini men.. little penis guys. Now yes, I have mentioned my theory on sending them to another country and only allowing big penis men to pro-create. I can be a bit harsh at times but it . . . → Read More: March Mini Men | Yes We Are Talking Penis Size

Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem

Stocking Stuffers

I have been sitting here trying to figure out a ‘J’ word to go with January. It’s really pissing me off. I have already used jack offs (although I do have a neverending list of stories under that catagory). I thought about “Juggs” or “Jauggernaughts” then I realized I’m not so sure how to spell . . . → Read More: Shipping Men With Small Penises To China | Improves Self Esteem