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Penis Pump by Hustler

www.Hustler.com

www.hustler.com

FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED!

See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously!

I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler

TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

www.tenga-global.com

TENGA You don’t want to necessarily spend the big bucks on toys? Especially when you have no idea if they work. I know I don’t! There are a lot of masturbation sleeves out there. Some are very complicated to clean and maintain. Some require prep time. Who wants to have to do that? . . . → Read More: TENGA.. Egg-actly what you need!

R-E-S-P-E-C-T… explain it to the straight man

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I had the most wonderful day yesterday…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

…it wasn’t only because I was getting my hair done! It wasn’t because the man transforming me was gorgeous or that his boyfriend was gorgeous. It wasn’t the insightful, honest conversations, or even them having valid questions for me . . . → Read More: R-E-S-P-E-C-T… explain it to the straight man

Naughty Nancy.. No 50 Shades of Grey Here! All Black & White

Naughty Nancy

If you are a 50 Shades of Bullshit fan than I think it’s important that you see that S&M is not what they make it out to be. I fear that women and men all over the world will end up pierced, or hog tied and have no idea how they got into the situation. . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy.. No 50 Shades of Grey Here! All Black & White

Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

How hard do I promote my product? As much as I can! Feedback is very important to me and everyone loves freebies, so I put the two together. Camp Freddy coming up! My favorite event where I am able to assist by giving away shirts so that nobody ends up with nothing under the tree. . . . → Read More: Laying Around, Never! I’m Always Promoting

It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Imagine you are in your happy place!!

Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered!

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU?

I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck!

Swat Fuel

JUST ADD ADRENALINE. Energy. Stamina. Endurance. Focus.

Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout

I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel

PRIDE Lubricant

Lubricant for The Cause

Lubricant for the Cause by Nature Labs LLC

 

When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant

Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

What you see is not what you get!

Stereotyping will get you a sandwich!

I am surrounded by morons.

I tried to cling to the hope that not every man is an asshole. I really do! But then, sometimes even after years pass, I discover something and bam! I am kicked in the stomach. I always hoped that, like me, there was . . . → Read More: Stereotypes can suck my $#^K!

You Will Bend Over!

Everyone wants to try something new. It may be a perfect fit or it may not. Watch this man throw himself in the ring to try out just a little tap on the ass. Can he handle it? Notice how you hear me talking about my shoes and where I buy them (they should give . . . → Read More: You Will Bend Over!

You Better Watch Your Back

This cracked me up. This guy was just walking by and got tackled by this woman. He had no idea she was coming for him. He tried to get out of it but sadly she was kicking his ass. The big question is did he get hot and bothered from it because she did. Do . . . → Read More: You Better Watch Your Back

Professional Cock Carver

TheAssGirl loves everything outside the norm. Watch Naughty Nancy talk to this professional who is able to carve cocks/penis’ out of the most crazy things. Marble.. wood.. cement.. stone.. everything. No matter how big you want it.. or small. See which one Naughty Nancy prefers to play with.

 

Naughty Nancy is all tied up!

Yes.. Once you attend one of these events you will be exposed to things you have never seen before. Nothing fifty shades of grey here! Hence, validating my opinion that the book is not really S & M. I guess it’s like the kindergarten of S & M. This looks uncomfortable. How does Nancy feel?

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A Man With Rope and A Plan

This guy will blow your mind. His talent at tying ropes/bondage is bad ass. The knots, the train of thought that is required to do all of it is cray cray. Watch Naughty Nancy experience it first hand and not even flinch. This is all for real. I can assure you of that. I saw . . . → Read More: A Man With Rope and A Plan

Naughty Nancy Giving Free Spankings

Naughty Nancy is a hands on interviewer. She puts herself in the position of the person she in speaking to (literally) and is more than willing to give it a go. Will Naughty Nancy at AVN/ANE give this lady a hard one or a gentle one?

 

 

 

Oh No! A Scorpio!

TheAssGirl team has been hitting the crowd hard and stops this man. He is a hard read and difficult to see if we are annoying him. He mentions that he is a Scorpio which brings an interesting turn of events.

 

We Are Just TheAssGirl! We just have fun!

This guy states he is a man’s man. He rides a motorcycle. There ain’t nothing gentle about him. He was a tad nervous about being filmed which was interesting but the girls pointed out that we are just here to have fun so he rolled with it. The big question is if a woman wanted . . . → Read More: We Are Just TheAssGirl! We just have fun!

QUICK! Spit or Swallow?

We are at Cooks Corner interviewing the crowd during the annual Ladies Who Ride event. A fantastic crowd who is having a blast. Can we do a little interview? Okay but answer with the first thing that pops up in your mind. Does this lady surprise her friends with her answer? Do they agree?

 

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Bad One Night Stand

At Cooks Corner TheAssGirl team interviews these hot ladies on how to get out of a sticky situation. One is married but can recall back in the day how she would handle it. Her friend, not married, knows how to handle it easily. What would they do?

 

Naughty Nancy meet Naughtier Nurse

This contraption is not what I used when I played doctor. This thing is wild. The nurse, as all good nurses do, put Nancy at ease while she bound her feet and wrists. With no idea what is coming next, Naughty Nancy goes along with everything. What will the nurse do after Nancy is stuck? . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy meet Naughtier Nurse