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There I was driving to Vegas when I see this truck. I laugh hysterically and snap a picture. Imagine, my car with TheAssGirl magnets driving beside a truck with The Dildo Dr. on it. It doesn’t get much better than that! Talking to the Dildo Dr. was much more informative than you would think. I . . . → Read More: The Dildo Dr.  Leave a comment  Erotic Product Reviews  adult clothes, adult shirts, Ass, AssGirl, AVN, bigger than your dick, boy shorts, dildo, dildo dr, Dirty Freak, erotic, Fashion, Fuck, glass dicks, high heels, Las Vegas, masturbation, Mistress, naughty, Rated Raunchy, raunchy, S&M, sex, tank tops, TheAssBoy, TheAssGirl, toys, tshirts 
When you talk it makes it worse! I have this friend right now who is currently in a dilemma. Why is that you ask? Well, because her boyfriend couldn’t keep his mouth shut. I am not sure why it is but it seems men in lengthy and healthy relationships have to screw it up . . . → Read More: You Had Me.. Until You Opened Your Mouth 
Author of How High Should I Jump Take a look at this man in the picture. Who do you think he is? Surgeon? Professor? Retired? What do you think he likes to do in his free time? Sail? Golf? Strip Clubs? One of the things in life I would love to do is eliminate . . . → Read More: How High Should I Jump by R. Milton Quibner 
Swat Fuel.. Everything you need to get the best workout I was at the Lauren Powers Classic at Cooks Corner and met this very informed man who was selling Swat Fuel. He gave me a bottle for free and asked me to try it out. He also gave me a tank and cute shorts . . . → Read More: Swat Fuel 
One of my favorite things about the ANE/AVN is always the samples. I found this product pretty intriguing. The concept is good, bad tasting semen. This could be a problem for someone. They work like those breath strips. You peel the thin piece, place it on your tongue and it melts. Upon semen release it . . . → Read More: Semen taste yucky? 
Valentine’s Day got you worried? Not sure how you are going to pull it off with all those couples invites? I have the perfect solution! It’s a new service I started called “Dream Date For Hire”. Our Current Dates Available For Hire: Your Valentines Date As you can see..we only hire professionals. We want . . . → Read More: Valentine’s Date 4 Hire 
Time for my Part 2,Saturday Night with my gfs. We decided to meet for a few drinks at a new place to start. One of those Sunset Blvd.places where there is no sign outside telling you the name of it, just a few high price sports cars strategically parked out front.We enjoyed a little gossip . . . → Read More: Playing Supermodel in Parking Lot | Sunset Blvd. 
This is my review of this book. Now please understand you do not have to agree with me, it is only my opinion. I am glad I waited a few days. My “hotter than hell” cousin came over to visit (before he goes back to NY BOOO!) and asked me about the book. I gave . . . → Read More: Turn Me 50 Shades of Grey | An S&M Perpective 
Me? My Own Television Show? Can someone please tell me where everyone disappeared to?? I had all of these new hits last month and then.. POOF! Wtf? Did I offend someone? Do I have to start going door to door offering sexual favors? I’m at a loss. When I am at a loss, I decide . . . → Read More: Why I’m Ideal For Trailer Park Reality Show 
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When I was at the ANE/AVN Expo this year, I loved checking out all the products and wanted one of everything. One of the things in particular I wanted to explore were the products geared towards gay men. It seems like most of the websites . . . → Read More: PRIDE Lubricant 
Yep! Not big enough? Got it covered! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH YOU? I know.. I know.. All you want to know is about the Sex Awards. I will be tackling that soon. What I can say is that I did learn a lot about fisting.. but today… today has thrown me . . . → Read More: It’s Just A Dick.. You Can Go & Buy One Down The Street! F^ck! At Cooks Corner TheAssGirl team interviews these hot ladies on how to get out of a sticky situation. One is married but can recall back in the day how she would handle it. Her friend, not married, knows how to handle it easily. What would they do?
TheAssGirl team has been hitting the crowd hard and stops this man. He is a hard read and difficult to see if we are annoying him. He mentions that he is a Scorpio which brings an interesting turn of events.
Naughty Nancy is a hands on interviewer. She puts herself in the position of the person she in speaking to (literally) and is more than willing to give it a go. Will Naughty Nancy at AVN/ANE give this lady a hard one or a gentle one?
We are at Cooks Corner interviewing the crowd during the annual Ladies Who Ride event. A fantastic crowd who is having a blast. Can we do a little interview? Okay but answer with the first thing that pops up in your mind. Does this lady surprise her friends with her answer? Do they agree?
. . . → Read More: QUICK! Spit or Swallow? This guy states he is a man’s man. He rides a motorcycle. There ain’t nothing gentle about him. He was a tad nervous about being filmed which was interesting but the girls pointed out that we are just here to have fun so he rolled with it. The big question is if a woman wanted . . . → Read More: We Are Just TheAssGirl! We just have fun! 
www.hustler.com FIRST TIME THIS HAS HAPPENED! See this fun thing I got at the ANE/AVN 2014. This penis pump is the first product I am reviewing that had a unanimous thumbs up. Every single person that tried this product said it worked. Seriously! I was surprised about how open they were about even using . . . → Read More: Penis Pump by Hustler This is me checking out the lair at the AVN/ANE Expo in Las Vegas 2013. This was one of my favorite moments. This guy had no idea what he was getting into but with his buddies nudging him along and probably a few drinks….he did. Watch Mistress punish him to the point where I think, . . . → Read More: Thank You Mistress! This guy I found entertaining. He was like a recruiter who was stoked to show you the ropes and teach you the proper method to flog. He obviously, is a professional. The patience he had and encyclopedia of knowledge on techniques was pretty impressive..
Yes.. Once you attend one of these events you will be exposed to things you have never seen before. Nothing fifty shades of grey here! Hence, validating my opinion that the book is not really S & M. I guess it’s like the kindergarten of S & M. This looks uncomfortable. How does Nancy feel? . . . → Read More: Naughty Nancy is all tied up! |
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